Let's Meet

We have chairs and tables to sit and talk about shit.

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State-of-the-art

We have iPads and stuff to take notes with.

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Bring Money

We don't do this shit for free, so be sure to bring a bag full of money to leave at the front desk.

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We're Lawyers

We spent a ton of money on this office, so we have lots of bills to pay, that's where YOU come in. We charge a shitload of money for what we do, not because we're THAT good, but we have to keep up with appearances. Do you know how much this place costs in rent every month? It's a shitload, which is reflected in the bill we send you.

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